Boys and Their Toys (The A-Team Movie)

[crazyfoolstiney]

Title: Boys and Their Toys (Movie)
Pairing: Face/Murdock
Rating: G, for Gee, I'm such a freaking nerd. :P
Summary: Little bit of cutesy crackiness fo sonora_coneja for being amused with my confession of making out with A-Team figures as a little 6 year old back in the long ago day and because of this picture Sharlto and Van.
For the February Challenge - No Angst Allowed! over at ateam_prompts



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“Murdock, what are you doing?”

“Nothing.”

Face had been walking by the bedroom when he heard Murdock talking to someone then a loud kiss noise.

“What do you mean nothing?”

Murdock was sitting on the floor on the far side of the bed. Face started around and saw Murdock slide something behind his back.

Face looked down and saw the van, B.A.’s baby; sitting on the floor between Murdock’s splayed out legs. ‘What the fuck? Oh, god Bosco’s gonna kill him.’ He thought before his brain realized that though Murdock was a man of many talents, shrinking objects was definitely not one of them.

“Where’d that come from?” He pointed at the van as Murdock smiled up at his complete confusion.

“We have action figures!” The pilot gleefully said, as he tossed figures of Hannibal, B.A. and himself at Face.

“What? Where did these come from? Wait, what the hell?”

“There’s this Logan Ross guy who posts all the time on Amy’s blog. He makes custom action figures. I gave Amy the $300 I’ve won from you the last three times we’ve bumped into El Diablo,” he laughed as Face shifted uncomfortably, “and had him make ‘em. How awesome?”

Face looked down at the figures in his hands. “Hey, where am I?”

Murdock turned bright red, pulled his hand from behind his back and showed Face his action figure.

“Wait, were you? Did you kiss this?” Face asked as he squatted down and took the toy from Murdock.

“Maybe.”

“Yeah? He kiss better than me?” Face slid his hand behind Murdock’s neck and pulled him close.

Before he could respond Face brought their mouths together. He grinned into the kiss as Murdock’s tongue slid against his and the pilot made a contented noise before pulling away.

“Hmmm. Not sure. Lemme see.” Murdock said as he took the action figure and started placing slobbery, noisy kisses on it as Face laughed.

The End

Comments

[crazyfoolstiney.livejournal.com]

Yay for health!!

OMG he woulda had that new van out there just as BA came back in the REAL van like "WTF you doing man!?"

Oh I'm sure it there were many rounds needed. All through the night probably ended up somewhere along these lines at one point I'm sure. Lol.


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[purrslink.livejournal.com]

Bwhahahaha, I could just see it now! The new van pulls up, and now BA's suspecting they did something to the old one, even though they didn't. This might need to happen some time soon. Maybe for the February challenge. *massive giggling!*

Also, yes, just, yes. I'm sure that happened as many times as possible. And perhaps a reverse, too. xD

BTW, did your parties go all right? I think you said you had one? I don't know - Nyquil might be messing with my head still.

[crazyfoolstiney.livejournal.com]

OMG that would be HILARIOUS. Man, I'm working on another story right now for the challenge but damn I so want to do this one too!
Oh many times and so totally reverse. Like I said Murdock's a tough judge he's gonna wanna look at stuff from EVERY angle.
Two had to reschedule but the one I did have was good. 3 days pay in one night of work so I'm happy. Good news is the other ladies rebooked for Feb. Which I'm happy about because, yeah I need money. Especially since my Vegas trip is next month. It's our National Convention and I'm super excited. :) :) We're staying at Cesar's. I told everyone that I DO NOT want to go out drinking and end up locked on a damned roof. THOUGH if I do please send Bradley Cooper to find me. :)

[purrslink.livejournal.com]

Hehe, it is suuuuuch a good image in my head! Face back tracking, BA yelling about upholstery, Murdock just making it worse, and Hannibal shaking his head and secretly laughing his ass off. Oh boys!

And sorry to hear about the reschedule, but hopefully they are soon in February! Sounds like it's gonna be a fun Vegas trip! Then again, you are coming to the best part of the U.S., so there is that. ;P I've never stayed at Cesar's but oh man it looks fun! I've always wanted to swim in their pools! And the incentive of Bradley Cooper coming to find you might be a good reason to get locked on the roof, alcohol or not alcohol.

[crazyfoolstiney.livejournal.com]

Oh god. After I finish this INCREDIBLY schmaltzy, smooshy Valentine's story I might have to work on that because oh it would be EPIC.
I've never been to Vegas so I'm really excited. This is the last year our N.C. is gonna be anywhere besides Cincinnati so I totally lucked out. :)
Hahaha, poor Bradley Cooper he'd be the one crying for rescue!

[purrslink.livejournal.com]

Hehe, a little (or a lot!) of schmaltz never hurt anyone! :D I'd join in on the Valentine's Day story, but I'm gonna have to try to think of something more romantic. My Valentine's Day celebrations consist of me, ice cream, and action movies.

Awww, yay for first trip to Vegas! I'm not much of a drinker, so I've really only been to Vegas once. It's not my cup of tea. But it's definitely fun once and it is truly an experience. You'll get sooo many story ideas. Haha! Does E get to go with?

And crying for rescue...or for something else? ;)

[crazyfoolstiney.livejournal.com]

DUDE that sounds like a kick ass Valentine's. What action movies? I've had Valentine's where I end up watching Peter Jackson's pre-LoTR movies like Dead Alive and Meet the Feebles... because deep down underneath all the gore and gross they're love stories. :D
YAY story ideas. I'm totally down for those!
I'm not much of a drinker either, mostly because I'm super cheap but I think our company is gonna be picking up the tab on a few nights so I might seriously pull a Hangover, as long as I don't lose a tooth or end up with a damned baby.
She can but she doesn't have time off of work so I'm on my own.
Lol, rescue I'm sure. It's Bradley Cooper and I'm a girl. Regardless of what he TRIES to say that boy is sooooooooooooo gay. I'd be like "dude, we're cool, We're family. I just wanna lick on your abs for a bit." Though I saw Hangover 2 and his Ranger body is so gone. *Sad Panda*

[purrslink.livejournal.com]

It's gotten me by through the years. xD This year I might track down the new Predators, definitely Alien 2 (since the first one is way too slow), A-Team is definitely an option, Total Recall (I'm the only person on the planet who hasn't seen it), Top Gun, and whatever else is on Netflix/catches my ADD mind's fancy. The ice cream is definitely gonna be Ben & Jerry's. Just not sure what type yet. I've heart of Jackson's pre-LoTR stuff! I just don't watch horror movies because I am a classic A-weenie and cannot stand them in the slightest. Unless it's zombies. Those are usually ok.

Haha, yeeees, the cheap aspect comes into play. I think I still have bottles left over from New Years that I've saving for a special occasion. (Like Valentine's Day) If they're gonna pick up the tab though... :D And if you have to do one of the two, lose the tooth. The baby seems more frightening somehow. xD

Awwww, no Ranger body? Sad! Though really, I'll take almost anything with him. I mean, that face? That face. *swoon!*

[crazyfoolstiney.livejournal.com]

Oh man PJ's pre LoTR stuff is epic. I honest to god was 16 years old when I saw Dead Alive and I almost barfed on my father while we sat watching the movie. Hehehe
Mmmm Ben & Jerry's. I love that stuff, which is why it's NEVER allowed in the house!

Dude I'd straight up knock out all my teeth if it was the choice between that and a baby.

No Ranger body. :( We watched Hangover 2 and I was like OMG OMG WHAT HAPPENED!?
To me his face is pretty as long as he's scruffy. I find him less attractive clean shaven. Which is weird I know. Lol.

[purrslink.livejournal.com]

I saw some of the props made and used in his movies when I visited Weta, and it definitely looks epic! And absolutely slaughter-fest-tastic. xD Maybe one day I'll get the stomach/fortitude to give it a go. I'm sure it won't disappoint!

Haha, yeah, it's not allowed in the house unless it's a special occasion. Valentine's Day is close enough! Plus, it'll probably be in the 80s here by then at the rate we're going.

Maaaaan, no Ranger body is bumming me out! I haven't seen the Hangover 2 yet, but maybe I'll watch it THEN watch A-Team afterward just to get my mind back to the BCoop we all know and love. Hehe! And naw, I can understand the scruffy thing! I like both, but it's like me and Daniel Radcliffe. Not sure why people think he's attractive clean shaven, but can understand it a bit when he has stubble.

[crazyfoolstiney.livejournal.com]

You. Visited. Weta!? OMG OMG OMG OMG I *dies* That would be a dream come true for me.

Bwhaha yes I fully advise watching A-Team AFTER Hangover 2 because I mean he's still hot and it's not like his body is HORRIBLE (says the Hobbit looking biatch) but it's so not A-Team Facey Ranger body.
I'm glad my facial hair issue made sense. Daniel Radcliffe. I cannot see those kids as sexy even though they're adults now. Well, all except Matthew Lewis who turned HELLA hot and makes me feel like I'm BFF with Pedobear every time I see a pic of him now.

[purrslink.livejournal.com]

Yes, I did, when I studied abroad in New Zealand for six months. It was pretty much amazing. I so highly recommend it! :D I'll have to see if I can find my pictures when I get home, though not sure how many I actually took, now that I think about it. I know there's some of the Hobbiton forest, but I never did actually get up to see Hobbiton itself. *sad face*

I don't think BCoop could look too horrible ever! Though ask me again in 30 years and we'll see. I have to totally agree on Matthew Lewis though. When did that happen?! Daaaaay-um! Though I keep seeing things about Emma Watson being hot and I'm all like "Er, whaaaat? She's, like, 12..."